LSU vs. Ole Miss A Holy War of Good vs. Evil

 

    This story has been written thousands of times throughout history. It has been represented in a myriad of scriptures, paintings, and real-world events around the globe. Different depictions can be found in the Bible, the Bhagavad Gita, Ramayana, Quran, Michaelangelo’s paintings etc. This weekend, we will get the chance to see this classic tale play out live in our current realm in the form of an SEC football game. LSU vs. Ole Miss. The way I see it, it is clear which University represents goodness and which represents wickedness.

            Lane Kiffin is the antichrist. He is pompous, deceitful, proud, and greedy. His wickedness knows no bounds. He used his cunning wit and silver tongue to deceive the people of the great state of Mississippi.   As Lane assumed the position of the Supreme Ruler at Ole Miss, he gained the trust of the people. He did exactly what the people wanted from their head coach and turned the program into a real contender in the SEC. He gave them power and hope for the future. He found a diamond in the rough in Trinidad Chambliss to be his victorious champion on the field. Chambliss and the Rebels trusted their coach and believed he loved them and wanted them to succeed. Little did they know, the only thing that matters to the antichrist is his own victory. Never fretting over the success of those who rely on him. Just as they arrived at the pinnacle of competition, the college football playoff, Lane abandoned his team for more money at a more prestigious college football institution. Now as he attempts to bend the rules and sign pro players to collegiate competition, he claims that he is “just trying to do what is right by these kids.”

Trinidad Chambliss is Saint Michael the archangel. He is the true champion that the people of Mississippi are searching for. He will not be broken by the departure of his former leader. Trinidad Chambliss is truly he who will lead the Ole Miss Rebels to glory. College football fans need a hero to restore the balance of yin-yang, good within evil and evil within good to the world of sports.

While Lane Kiffin continues to succeed, the forces of evil are dominating the exchange, and proper balance cannot be realized. The message that Lane Kiffin’s success sends to the world is an afront to virtue, kindness, fairness and all that is good. In Lane Kiffin’s world, loyalty and respect are meaningless. Sportsmanship is nowhere to be found. Players are mercenaries doing his bidding rather than young men realizing their potential as human beings.

This will be a ferocious battle. The drums will pound louder than in other games. The fans will be consumed by a frenetic energy coursing through Vaught-Hemingway Stadium in Oxford Mississippi. Players and coaches will need to maintain a one-pointed mind focused on the task or become consumed by the chaotic energy. If you are not from the state of Louisiana and you are rooting LSU on September 19, 2026, you are an agent of demonic cause. Victory to the Rebels. May Goodness prevail.